Thursday, March 25, 2010

Window Was Shut

SOMEONE CLOSED THE WINDOW!!! I've been shut out of my Library "Office" for weeks. Thought my blogging days were done. But - SPRING IS IN THE AIR! I sauntered stealthly by the building tonight (like I have most nights since I was shut out), and Hazzah! The window is unlocked and open. I've got lots to update you on, but am spending my time tonight rigging this window not to lock again. Wish me luck.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Recon

Went back, incognito, just for nostalgia's sake. Place hasn't changed in the weeks I've been gone. Ate me some elephant. LOL.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Double Overhead, Brah

Double Overhead. That's my surf name, brah. That's what the friendly humans I met at the beach today christened me. Way cool dudes. Sistahs were totally nectar. Surf was fully macking double overhead corduroy to the horizon. Epic. Passed on the fish tacos at the local food hut, but I am definately going to double down on the Acacia leaves tonight. Latronic.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Proving It Can Be Done

This dude's name is Geoffrey. He has done very well living among the humans. He has literally made millions selling painted plastic to humans to give their young. Do you realize how many Acacia Trees that would buy? Not only does he have 4 stores here in the San Diego area, he's gone nation wide. I'm gonna friend him on Facebook. Never hurts to start networking.

Million Giraffe March

Wow. Apparently a human created this web site to prove to his doubtful friend Jergen that he could collect one million Giraffes by 2011. One Million? Really? Well, it's nice to see a human take on such a worthy and important project. Visit the One Million Giraffes web site to see how he's doing, read his blog, and find out how you can contribute a Giraffe. As long as it isn't me.

Electric Giraffe

Can you say Frankenstein? This Electric Giraffe also goes by the street name Rave Raffe. According to his website, Raffe "is a shy, nocturnal creature of the Playa. It can sometimes be found roaming the streets of suburbia where it elicits awe amongst the spectators. Native of Southern California, the 'Raffe can sometimes be coaxed further afield for special occasions." Well, if this Terminator can freely roam the streets of So Cal without causing a stampede, I should have no problem maintaining my low prof street existence among the humans, hidden as it were, in plain site.

I Saw a Human Doing This

Check this out. Is this not the coolest thing? My first thought was, "Aw. Poor human trying to look tall." Then I watched him for a while. I have totally got to get one of these. Consider it added to my bucket list.