Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Back . . .

I'm back. Bruised and wiser. Sorry for the absence. Sorrier for the circumstances. I can't go into the details of my absence at this time. Too soon. Much of it still doesn't make any sense and includes: abduction, monkeys, a refrigerator, Parchisi, a former cast member of M.A.S.H., banana cream pie, crop circles, street sweepers, clog dancing, an accidental selfie, a unicycle, 2 zoos, feral cats, and a group of English tourists. And that's the short list.

There is still quite a bit of time I can't even account for, and I have developed a completely bewildering Pavlovian response to the number 8. The sight or sound of it makes me want to climb a tree. And believe me, I have to really want to climb a tree to actually climb a tree. So much for the bruises.

Anyway - I am back, and I have a nice wireless device which should allow me to update the blog more regularly. I've even got a Twitter account. Still figuring that out. I will share a link shortly.

Tip for the day: never gift a giraffe an iPad. The first few swipes of a hoof will irreparably score the glass, and trying to use the onscreen keyboard will open that sucker up like a gutted fish. Hmmm. Me thinks my choice of metaphor is giving a generous clue as to my current location. Oh well. I'm off to graze for dandelions in one of my favorite alleys. Later.